This One Was Long Overdue

So after my grand start to blogging, i quickly realized that i keep up with my posts about as well as i write in my journal; basically not at all. But all is well, as you need not fret. I am back to give you further insight into the experience i call my life (okay, i was really going for a seemingly witty, profound statement here, and i think i nailed it). I like to think of my vacancy as somewhat of a sabbatical. I don't really have anything in particular that i sabbaticalized, but just the thought of it helps me get through the day.

So i was thinking the other day trying to come up with the next hit gameshow that i could really cash in on, and i came up with one that i think has some really good potential among the Star Wars crowd. It's called "Smarter Than a Padawan, Are You?" and it would be hosted by Yoda himself. Now i just need to figure out who to contact to iron out the details...

I also must regrettably inform all of my avid blog followers that my previous post, "An Ode To Billy Mays" seems to have been somewhat premature. It has been reported that he had cocaine in his system when he died. He apparently was not a heavy user, but it must be why the "Awesome Auger" commercial was so good. So with this news, i lost a measure of respect for the man who i thought had risen above it all, but in the end, has decended 6 feet below us.